bouncingdodecahedrons:

Based on the stuff I see on my dash. Some are more truthy than others.

• Cats are paramount to everything else.
• The TARDIS and the Doctor have likely been manifested into reality by the sheer willpower of Tumblr Whovians.
• Facebook is the bane of the internet.
• We need a campaign to stop Kony 2012.
• If you wear an Indian headdress, you’re worse than Hitler.
• Jon Stewart is god.
• Being a nerd is the hottest thing ever.
• Cis scum need to die.
• Tumblr is primarily a feminist cat website.
• Titanic = Jack and Rose.
• The government is dead set on destroying the internet.
• We’re all going to die.
• Republicans are idiots.
• If you place rape within 50 feet of humor, you are worse than a million Hitlers.
• Tumblr is the best free porn site on the net.
• If even half of Tumblr got together for an orgy, the world would drown in cum.
• The Avengers and The Hunger Games are the only movies you’ll ever need to see.
• The Harry Potter books are the only books you’ll ever need to read.
• Benedict Cumberbatch.
• Mass Effect and Skyrim are the only games you’ll ever need to play.
• If you take an arrow to the knee, you’re screwed.
• One does not simply walk into Mordor.
• All ships are of a homosexual nature.
• This is a person dying under an MRI machine.
• If a human harms another human, we must try to be fair and just, and humane with them. If a human harms an animal, we must skin them alive and boil their remains and feed them to the kittens.
• Everything is offensive and disgusting, no exceptions.
• Obama should be leader of the world.
• Everybody needs to cuddle.
• Thou shalt never be within walking or driving distance of other people who are amazing.
• We should all stop using our facial muscles and voices to express ourselves, and just use reaction GIFs instead.
• Space is fucking great.
• It was aliens.
• Many people don’t know what it is, and many more are unable to can.
• If you don’t rear have books, you’re worthless.
• Some men have vaginas and some women have penises.
• You can get to know someone by asking predetermined and numbered questions.
• Tumblr is dominated by hipsters, and people who hate hipsters.
• You’re most likely racist, sexist, and ableist.
• Our Tumblr blogs are just like our secret porn, booze, and weed stashes we don’t want our parents or employers to find.
• Boobs.
• Everyone is doomed to be awkward.
• The time at which something becomes hotter than something else is indeterminate.
• Carl Sagan and Morgan Freeman should narrate everything.
• We have a badass over here.
• Everyone gets offended at the drop of a hat, including the dropping of hats.
• Abortions, weed, and marriages are for everyone.
• You must always be in at least one fandom.
• Everybody needs feminism because of something.
• Everything becomes crazy when you just meet someone.
• Nobody gets more hope than Rick Santorum.
• Consent is sexy.
• Everybody dies, but Tumblr bloggers lose their lives the day they join Tumblr.
• Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.
• If you cup your ears to your computer screen right now, you can hear the sound of millions of Tumblr users fapping in unison.
• Pants are never necessary.
• Kittens are always the antidote.

bouncingdodecahedrons:

Based on the stuff I see on my dash. Some are more truthy than others.

• Cats are paramount to everything else.
• The TARDIS and the Doctor have likely been manifested into reality by the sheer willpower of Tumblr Whovians.
• Facebook is the bane of the internet.
• We need a campaign to stop Kony 2012.
• If you wear an Indian headdress, you’re worse than Hitler.
• Jon Stewart is god.
• Being a nerd is the hottest thing ever.
• Cis scum need to die.
• Tumblr is primarily a feminist cat website.
• Titanic = Jack and Rose.
• The government is dead set on destroying the internet.
• We’re all going to die.
• Republicans are idiots.
• If you place rape within 50 feet of humor, you are worse than a million Hitlers.
• Tumblr is the best free porn site on the net.
• If even half of Tumblr got together for an orgy, the world would drown in cum.
• The Avengers and The Hunger Games are the only movies you’ll ever need to see.
• The Harry Potter books are the only books you’ll ever need to read.
• Benedict Cumberbatch.
• Mass Effect and Skyrim are the only games you’ll ever need to play.
• If you take an arrow to the knee, you’re screwed.
• One does not simply walk into Mordor.
• All ships are of a homosexual nature.
• This is a person dying under an MRI machine.
• If a human harms another human, we must try to be fair and just, and humane with them. If a human harms an animal, we must skin them alive and boil their remains and feed them to the kittens.
• Everything is offensive and disgusting, no exceptions.
• Obama should be leader of the world.
• Everybody needs to cuddle.
• Thou shalt never be within walking or driving distance of other people who are amazing.
• We should all stop using our facial muscles and voices to express ourselves, and just use reaction GIFs instead.
• Space is fucking great.
• It was aliens.
• Many people don’t know what it is, and many more are unable to can.
• If you don’t rear have books, you’re worthless.
• Some men have vaginas and some women have penises.
• You can get to know someone by asking predetermined and numbered questions.
• Tumblr is dominated by hipsters, and people who hate hipsters.
• You’re most likely racist, sexist, and ableist.
• Our Tumblr blogs are just like our secret porn, booze, and weed stashes we don’t want our parents or employers to find.
• Boobs.
• Everyone is doomed to be awkward.
• The time at which something becomes hotter than something else is indeterminate.
• Carl Sagan and Morgan Freeman should narrate everything.
• We have a badass over here.
• Everyone gets offended at the drop of a hat, including the dropping of hats.
• Abortions, weed, and marriages are for everyone.
• You must always be in at least one fandom.
• Everybody needs feminism because of something.
• Everything becomes crazy when you just meet someone.
• Nobody gets more hope than Rick Santorum.
• Consent is sexy.
• Everybody dies, but Tumblr bloggers lose their lives the day they join Tumblr.
• Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.
• If you cup your ears to your computer screen right now, you can hear the sound of millions of Tumblr users fapping in unison.
• Pants are never necessary.
• Kittens are always the antidote.